Thursday, December 17, 2009

KB<3's JD Diaries

This is Katebob at the wheel, here to post GirlQuest 2k10. There was a 2k8, which was Erin. Also a 2k9, that was Hilary. Now a 2k10. First two obviously failed, so we're gonna be a little pickier about the girls Jakob fancies.
GirlQuest 2k10 Requirements(sort of)
1. At least one tattoo. None of that stupid shit either, something with meaning. Why, you ask? Just to make her more awesome.
2. At least Twenty. Hopefully a twenty year old is totally down with responsibility.
3. She must have a job and a car. Going back to being responsible is cool.
4. Karli will not allow her to be more than a 7 on the scene scale. I'm not quite sure what a 7 or below is.
5.Her number one bff cannot be a hoe who gets with your friends. That's just not cool. This is important. Hoe bff's could show a lot into 2k10's character and if she's a closethoe who could potentially cheat on you in the future.
6.Pretty smile. Duh.
7.Doesn't mind being the DD sometimes/taking care of Jakob when he is inebriated/super high/sick/injured because all of these things happen a lot. However! If she is cool being Jakob's DD sometimes, this doesn't mean she is the DD for everyone and is not a personal driver to every drunk who decides they want to go home.
8. She must be supportive. None of that, "You're going to another show?" shit. It will automatically bring you down and make you feel bad about going to a show instead of hanging out with her. Plus, if she isn't supportive about music(since music is super important) that means she won't be supportive about other things important to you. Which means she's probably selfish and doesn't care about your needs too. you need her to be supportive.
9.Hot.
10.No spoiled hoes.
11. Doesn't have to love our precious hardcore culture, but has to accept it at least. Has to understand Cruel Hand's importance.
12. No lazy ass! Spontaneous and adventurous are two thumbs up cause who doesn't love adventures?
13. Semifamily oriented. Her relationship with her family is something to pay attention to. If she's rude to them and blows them off and spends their money in ridiculous amounts with no intention of paying them back, there will probably be a 2k11.
14.Tolerant of Jakob being a dumbass. Super important.
15. Cares about her appearrance, personal hygene, and sense of style.
16. No heartless bitches.


Since Karli and I hope Jakob can find a lasting Girl Quest girl before 2k12.

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